In one of the more funny stories of today. An Ohio man calls 911 when he realized his powder was missing. Ultimately, the buffoon came to the conclusion that his wife must’ve taken it unbeknownst to him. So in typical coked-out paranoia, he did what any sane person would do, call the police.
Upon the police arrival, they stumbled on a marijuana pipe (bowl or bong) and found out the man was wanted on a warrant for failing to pay several hundred of dollars in court cost from an earlier case.
The dumbass is 39-year-old Robert D. Collins of Alliance. Furthermore, he was charged with two misdemeanor counts of improper use of the 911 system and possession of drug paraphernalia.
Lastly, The Repository in Canton reports Collins’ jail records didn’t indicate whether police located the reportedly “stolen” cocaine or his wife.
via: Fox News