Suarez back! Suarez back! There’s all these bitches screaming Suarez back! But before we get to Luis Suarez’s goal, check out how the soccer Gods continue to toy with Wayne Rooney’s emotions.
Truth be told, the 1st half wasn’t rife with jaw-dropping play. However, Uruguay’s Luis Suarez gives us fans what we want, a goal. After sitting out the first match, the Liverpool striker let his presence be known with a touch of class on this header.
Edinson Cavani had a chance to put Uruguay up two.
Rooney and scoring just isn’t happening.
So we close out the 1st half, 1-0. England is now in survivor mode, and luckily for them, a person who hasn’t scored in the World Cup ever comes alive.
Unfortunately, things didn’t go so well for Uruguay’s Álvaro Pereira.
FINALLY! WAYNE ROONEY GETS HIS FIRST WORLD CUP GOAL!
And just when England thought it was sweet, Suarez diminishes all hope with this goal. It’s kind of ridiculous how he scored. England’s defense was disgustingly gross. One bad flick and BAM! Uruguay is up 2-1.