To be completely honest, this match was over in the first half. Germany capitalized on every bonehead play Portugal made. Thomas Muller is still scoring goal after goal like it’s 2010; Muller had 3 today, and his World Cup total is at 8. Mind you, at 24 this is only his second World Cup appearance. With that being said, let’s just get to clips because there isn’t much to speak on since this was such a lop-sided match.
To start this off on the wrong foot, here is Portugal’s Joao Pereira committing a foul in the box.
Said foul led to Muller doing what he does.
And 20 minutes later, Mats Hummels heads in this lovely cross delivered by Toni Kroos.
Pepe just adds to the ingredients of Portugal’s suck salad with an idiotic red card.
Soon after the red card, Muller makes Portugal pay.
To cap things off on a incredible night, Muller get his hat trick.
Where’s the crime scene tape? Because this was a massacre.
And the guy named Cristiano Ronaldo, he just couldn’t get anything going….at all.
