Mark Cuban is a businessman. We all know this, you see him on Shark Tank and reruns of ‘Entourage’ and know that he is brutal when it comes to business. And that’s fine, it’s a kill or be killed world. So when it comes to owning a franchise, getting players is a type of escape for the team owner. Like a real life NBA2K. Which is why I’m getting the sense of Cuban trying to find the lighter side of everything.
Which is why he compared the DeAndre Jordan fiasco to make up sex. I am not kidding.
“When you have a situation like DeAndre, makeup sex is always the best sex, but after the makeup sex is over, you stare at that same face and realize the problems are the same,” Cuban told The Herd with Colin Cowherd on Wednesday. “It’s hard for free agents to get past that sometimes.”
“I think the only thing I would have done differently is make him change his Twitter profile picture right off the bat,” Cuban said. “I think by having it just stay the way that it was, it gave him an out. He hadn’t fully committed. Having him change his social media profiles right then was something I thought about and I thought, ‘Nah, that’s not an issue. Let’s not bring that up.’ But it happens. You move on. Next.“
Now while you people under 18 try to understand make up sex and how it’s comparable to the DeAndre Jordan fiasco, I’m going to say that Mark Cuban is truly a fan of the Mavs, sometimes more than an actual owner. I mean when he was trying to court DeAndre Jordan by taking him out, showing him what Dallas can offer, I bet you he was talking more as a fan and then when it came down to the numbers and the contract itself. Then he’s the owner.
