The night is underway and we already have some losers. Don’t feel too bad for the people who aren’t taking home an Oscar statue tonight as they are getting a very good consolation prize. An $80,000 prize to be exact.
Gone are the days of iPad’s and mp3 players in Oscars gift bags. This is 2014 and this years gift bags include random things like pet food and art prints.
But perhaps the most odd prize is a vaginal treatment. The $2,700 “Orgasm Shot” includes an injection of blood to help rejuvenate the vagina. The male goodie bags contain a hair treatment to fight off balding which is valued at $16,000.
Hollywood never lets us down.
Check out the full list of gift goodies below.
Imanta Mexico holiday package
Steamist home spa system
Koala Landing resort stay in Kauai
Halo natural pet food
Epic pet health therapy
Gizara arts print
ARTAS Robotic Hair Transplant surgery
Walk Japan tour
Best of Vegas holiday package
Rocky Mountaineer train trip
Orgasm Shot treatment
Huntley Drive fitness training sessions
Krystal Klear filtered water system
Max Martin shoes
A house call from acupuncturist Heather Lounsbury
Jan Lewis bracelet
Coolway Go Pro hairdryer
Mace pepper spray guns
Betty Jane candies
Blossoms Blends tea
Slow watch
Le Petit Cirque lessons
Acure skincare
Polar Loop activity tracker
Jitseu handbags
M3K beauty products
Bee Free Honee, organic apple honey
Wrag Wrap gift wrap
Simon’s Happy Pet shampoo
Horse shampoo for humans
Chocolatines
Knit & Co cable knit mittens
Slimware portion control dinnerware
Narrative clip camera
Rouge organic maple syrup
Hydroxycut weight loss products
Dosha herbal tea lollipops
Aviv 613 vodka
Cannonball wine